Femminista su tinder

Ho conosciuto una femminista su tinder oggi. Ecco il nostro dialogo, copiato e incollato.

“S” sono io, “L” è lei.

S: smoke kills! 😛 Aveva una foto in cui fumava
L: Maybe i’m already dead…!
S: i should disclose that i’m not a necrophiliac
L: Good to know… it was a test !
L: Ma non parli italiano ?
S: io si, sei tu che hai una università francese nel profilo
L: E allora ? 🙂
L: Devo praticarlo !
S: eh che ne so, se vedo che non sei italiana non parlo italiano
L: Comunque conosco un sacco di persone che non sono italiane e che Lo parlano… dai, e il tuo piccolo complesso di quello che se ne va a l’estero… 😉
L: haha, se vivono qui si, parlano italiano, se vengono per 2 settimane non parlano italiano
S: figurati io conosco pure gente con passaporto italiano che non parla italiano
L: In francia si studia molto… by the way… haha
L: Vero.. (seconda parte)
S: io ho studiato francese, non mi ricordo molto
S: davvero? Pensavo in francia si studiasse solo il francese 😛
L: Quindi, vinvendo in Svezia, hai superato il tuo maschilismo viscerale ? Simpatico sto commento
L: Haha ! Facciamo finta di studiare tante cose..!
S: boh ma in realtà pure in sicilia, non mi è mai capitato di uscire con una che voleva pagassi sempre io per dire 😛
S: però in svezia mi è capitato pagassero loro alla prima uscita
S: e quello un po’ mi rompe
L: Il femminismo non è quello… una storia di uscita e di chi paga…..
S: ne è una applicazione pratica
L: Dai, fammi la lezione di che cos’è o no il feminismo, con dolecezza patriarcale ! Haha Ah ok, vuole litigare
L: 🙂
S: vabbè, mi sa che sei una di quelle femministe che devono rompere le palle. Ne conoscevo una, gli ho raccontato che una tizia ubriaca mi ha toccato il culo e ha risposto che ha fatto bene, perché gli uomini opprimono le donne da 1000 anni.
S: però hai fatto bene a uscire il discorso così presto, così non ti chiedo di uscire e risparmiamo tempo
L: Non hai capito un cazzo alla vita ! Sei vulgare e cretino… al posto di parlare qui questa persona cosi, avrei potuto pensare a quello che ti ha detto, perche lei ha raggione..!
L: Stavo scherzando, ma sono d’accordo con te,risparmiamo tempo : i defiscenti come te mi fanno schifo ! 🙂
S: si tranquilla, le femministe che giudicano a priori sono tutte sceme… una sconosciuta per strada una volta si è intromessa e ha detto a un mio amico che lui è privilegiato… lui ha avuto la guerra civile al suo paese… sicuramente privilegiato rispetto a una svedese
L: Scusa ma io non ti ho insultato …!
L: ?!!!!!
L: Basta
S: no, dai solo l’impressione di essere quel tipo di persona li
L: Quindi mi giudici sensa motivi
L: Basta
S: “Dai, fammi la lezione di che cos’è o no il feminismo, con dolecezza patriarcale ! Haha”
L: Sei dja su fb con il titolo : tinder in sicilia
L: 75 likes (tre « haha » di 2 uomini e una donna)
S: e quindi?
L: Ti chiami Salvo come ? Cosi ti adgiungo alla publicazione !
S: tieni taggami https://www.facebook.com/%5Bredacted%5D
S: tanto ovviamente i tuoi amici danno ragione a te, perché hai la tua echo chamber femminista

Non mi ha taggato su fb, e scommetto che ha selezionato alcune frasi fuori contesto, per ottenere più effetto. Ma non saprei.

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I admit i considered this email scam realistic

I received an email, which included the password that I use for crappy websites that I don’t care for.

It claimed that used some vulnerability to record my screen and my webcam while I was watching porn, and unless I would transfer 1000$ in bitcoins to some wallet, they would divulge those videos to all of my contacts.

This is the email:

 **** (redacted) one of your password. Lets get right to point. Absolutely no one has compensated me to check about you. You don’t know me and you are probably wondering why you’re getting this email?

actually, I actually setup a malware on the xxx videos (porno) web-site and there’s more, you visited this web site to have fun (you know what I mean). When you were viewing videos, your web browser began operating as a RDP with a key logger which provided me with accessibility to your display screen as well as web cam. Right after that, my software program gathered your complete contacts from your Messenger, Facebook, as well as e-mail . After that I created a double video. 1st part displays the video you were watching (you’ve got a nice taste : )), and 2nd part displays the recording of your web camera, yea its u.

You have got a pair of alternatives. We will study these choices in aspects:

Very first choice is to just ignore this email. In this scenario, I most certainly will send your actual recorded material to every bit of your contacts and also consider concerning the disgrace you will definitely get. Not to forget if you are in a romantic relationship, precisely how it will certainly affect?

Latter solution will be to pay me $1000. I will name it as a donation. Consequently, I most certainly will promptly delete your video. You can go forward your daily routine like this never took place and you will not ever hear back again from me.

You’ll make the payment through Bitcoin (if you don’t know this, search “how to buy bitcoin” in Google search engine).

BTC Address to send to: 16T1iUWdR5vWMCKuKbawrHakv9rXsWkZNa
[case SENSITIVE so copy & paste it]

In case you are thinking about going to the law, very well, this e-mail cannot be traced back to me. I have dealt with my actions. I am not trying to demand a huge amount, I just want to be paid for. You now have one day to make the payment. I’ve a specific pixel within this email, and at this moment I know that you have read through this message. If I do not receive the BitCoins, I will definitely send out your video to all of your contacts including family members, coworkers, etc. Nonetheless, if I receive the payment, I’ll destroy the recording right away. If you want to have evidence, reply  Yes and I will send out your video to your 15 contacts. It’s a non:negotiable offer, that being said please don’t waste mine time and yours by replying to this email message.

Because I did recognize the password, I thought it might be true, and thought “ah well… guess people are going to see me fap”. But thinking about it for a few minutes, I realised that it would have required several vulnerabilities for it to work, and my brother pointed out that if it was real, it would have included a sample of the video.

When I got a hold of a computer, I searched a sentence from the email, and found this website: https://krypt3ia.wordpress.com/2018/07/16/extortion-phish-your-password-is-xxxx/ with a nice analysis of the entire thing.

I wrote this comment there:

I got one such email, pasted the 1st line in google and found your website. Nice investigation.

I wasn’t going to pay for different reasons:
1 – the password cited in the email, is the one I use for websites I don’t care about.
2 – my webcam has a LED, so they’d also need to find a vulnerability in the hardware, to turn it on without LED.
3 – I run chromium with –temp-profile when I go outside of my usually visited websites (online purchases and other), so the vulnerability would need to be a very bad one. In that case they could just get my credit card number when I buy stuff instead.
4 – Someone pointed out to me that if they were serious, they might link to me a sample of the compromising material they have.
5 – In the extremely unlikely event that it was all true, 1000$ (my email asked this amount) is a lot of money, and it’s not a secret that I watch porn. Plus I don’t like encouraging this.

Stupid google.com

HTTP has a language header to inform websites of which languages can be read by the user.

This is meant for websites that are translated, to show the content in the appropriate language.

Of course google ignores this and wants you to go in a “settings” page, set the language and accept cookies to store it.

I fucking hate designers

Designers tend to be against customizing things, because changing something from their perfect design is a sin.

As a result, most websites and programs never get tested with different colour schemes of the desktop session.

This means that there are countless input boxes where only one of background and foreground colour is set, which usually ends up with having an unreadable white on white or black on black text.

I believe that a good recommendation would be to either set both of those properties or do not set them at all. This would solve all the problems.

Thanks microsoft -_-

They have released pre-made virtual box images for testing purposes. Which is good.

They only have 1 server located on Mars. Estimated download time is 2 days.

Why not share it on torrent instead?

I even tried directly looking for the file on torrent websites and it is not there.

Brag

Relational can optimize this

σ skill == ‘Perl’ (people ⋈ skills) ∪ σ skill == ‘C’ (people ⋈ skills)

into this:

people ⋈ (σ skill == ‘Perl’ or skill == ‘C’ (skills))

I was feeling particularly proud of this.